Santa’s Beard goat milk soap Fragrance Comfort and Joy

$10

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Description

Santa’s beard has a little sparkle in it – because why wouldn’t it- with all those elves around!

Our goats are Nigerian Dwarf. Nigerian’s have the highest butterfat of all the goat breeds in the US. The scent is so jolly: Comfort and Joy – all the scents of Christmas wrapped up into one. Cider, Pine, baking and excitement.

Santa’s Beard – by the Beach Boys
The Beach Boy’s 1st Christmas album was released in 1964. The band wanted to create a second Christmas album in 1977 but was turned away. Finally in 1998 they released a second…and oh, boy, they didn’t hold back! There are 23 songs and a service announcement, Christmas message and a Brian Wilson Christmas Interview. Please look up Beach Boy’s version of “Santa’s Beard and enjoy Santa’s Got an Airplane, and Melekalikimaka.
Lyrics:
I want to meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa
I want to meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa
I want to see Santa Claus, the real real Santa
He wants to meet ol’ Santa Claus
I took my brother to the department store
He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list
He stood in line and he shook like a leaf
He’s only five and a half goin’ on six
He said, “Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus,
Really really (the real Santa) Santa Claus?
Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus, really really Santa?
(I hope he doesn’t pull Santa’s beard)
Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus,
Really really (the real Santa) Santa?”
Hope he thinks that’s Santa Claus
I picked him up and put him on Santa’s lap 
And then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt
He yanked the beard right on off of his chin
And in his eyes I could see he was hurt
He said, “You’re not (not Santa) really Santa Claus,
You’re really not (the real Santa) Santa Claus
You’re not (not Santa) really Santa Claus,
You’re He’s just helpin’ Santa Claus
He’s just helpin’ (helpin’ Santa) Santa Claus,
The real (the real Santa) real Santa
He’s helpin’ (helpin’ Santa) Santa Claus,
The real (the real Santa) real Santa
He’s just helpin’ (helpin’ Santa) Santa Claus,
The real (the real Santa) real Santa
He’s just helpin’ Santa Claus
He’s just helpin’ (helpin’ Santa) Santa Claus,
The real (the real Santa) real Santa
He’s just helpin’ (helpin’ Santa) Santa Claus,
The real (he shouldn’ta pulled Santa’s beard) real Santa 
He’s just helpin’ (helpin’ Santa) Santa Claus,
The real (the real Santa) real Santa
He’s just helpin’ Santa Claus

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